Title: Going Under, Chapter 2
WC: ~5000 this chapter, ~8000 total
Summary: She's going to have to fax him a schedule. He was pretty sure after this morning's discovery and the not-so-whispered argument about accessory price points for last-minute hickey concealment, this was going to be one of those days where everyone was wondering why they were suddenly observing Catholic school dance standards for personal space
A/N: Uh. Yeah. This was supposed to be a one-shot, but Beckett demanded to be heard. At some length.
For Jessie/Cartographical (because friends don't let friends snap fingers) and all the talented, committed writers and artists who are on board with making Castle: Clandestine Nookie Unit a reality.